::heavy sigh::

It's 2:00 in the morning. I'm alone in my room. Why am I not asleep? The answer is simple enough. I WAS asleep. In fact, I had been asleep for over an hour when I was awakened by a loud smashing sound near my head. Everyone knows the stories about Sanford, so you can imagine that in the wee hours of the morning, especially when groggy with sleep, that alone was enough to make my blood run cold. I tried to ignore it, thinking maybe I had only imagined it. Besides...there was nothing on my dresser (the only close to my head other than a window) that could have toppled over unaided... BAM!!! Okay. This time, there was no denying it. As I sat up and gazed horrified at my window, a third smack made me bolt out of bed and throw on the light. Still rather foggy, I opened my door and went in search of my nearest awake neighbors. Katherine and Erin's room was dark and abandoned (despite the fact that their door was open)...the same for Rachel and Becca. By this point, I was really beginning to wonder what madness was demanding entry at my window and causing the disappearance of Sanford residents (keep in mind...still not very awake). I finally stumbled across Kathryn and Christina who promptly came to my aid.

It was about this time that I remembered some idiot throwing an egg at my window (the other one) much earlier in the semester. Emboldened by the presence of my rescuers, I raised the blinds to see the slimey remains of three eggs. ::thinks things not lawful to be uttered:: That is utterly ridiculous. WHY would someone choose to throw eggs at MY window? Who could possibly have something against me and Amy (too bad she has missed the fun twice now)? If you know either of us, you probably know how absurd it seems. Heh. If they have gotten us twice, however, they must have some idea of who inhabits the room...or at least THINK they know who inhabits the room. We're on the second floor, so we're not the easiest target.

Grrr. I was having difficulty falling asleep anyway because I have a sore throat. And did I mention that I have an 8:00 class?

Whoever you are, I hope you're reading this... You're an amazing individual. You sneak around at 2:00 AM, throwing food products (starving individuals, what?) at second-story windows, and waking SICK people. Then you run away like the little ::hums:: you are at the first sign of intelligent life. Gee, I wish I could be JUST like you...

::glares::